foodfuckery:

Cream Cheese Pound Cake
Recipe 

I am going to take a bath and drink a glass of wine and watch Thor SIMULTANEOUSLY and then make this freaking cake. 

foodfuckery:

Cream Cheese Pound Cake

Recipe 

I am going to take a bath and drink a glass of wine and watch Thor SIMULTANEOUSLY and then make this freaking cake. 

thatkindofwoman:

If you marry me, I will feed us big hearty country meals. 

Just last night I was thinking while making some really effing good eggs and mushrooms on toast: “The man who marries me will be one lucky bastard. Hurry the hell up man where the fuck are you.” 

thatkindofwoman:

If you marry me, I will feed us big hearty country meals. 

Just last night I was thinking while making some really effing good eggs and mushrooms on toast: “The man who marries me will be one lucky bastard. Hurry the hell up man where the fuck are you.” 

They're Giving Me an ASBO: Sherlock is a Pizza Parlor - AU

valeria2067:

From ideas involved in THIS conversation.

[Indistinct shouting - plates breaking - fire on a cooktop - food spilling]

John Watson wakes up, panting

Cut To: Interior of Pizza Parlor - a secluded booth in the corner.

Manager: John. You were a Cordon Bleu chef with five Michelin stars….

SOMEBODY REMIND ME THAT IT IS A BAD IDEA TO READ CRACKFIC WHEN I’M SUPPOSED TO BE A TEACHER ADMIN’ING TESTS.

THIS IS SO WONDERFULLLLL

nyminute:

Best part of a day off during the week? Absolutely NO ONE in line at Trader Joes.

TRADER JOOOOOOOOOE’S
MY FAVORITE PLACE EVER
ONE OF THEM
AUGH
SO GOOD

nyminute:

Best part of a day off during the week? Absolutely NO ONE in line at Trader Joes.

TRADER JOOOOOOOOOE’S

MY FAVORITE PLACE EVER

ONE OF THEM

AUGH

SO GOOD

(via sisterspock)

HOLY CANNOLI

HOLY CANNOLI

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(Source: weheartit.com, via sisterspock)

boyfriendreplacement:

Linguine with Clams in a Saffron Broth
Recipe

boyfriendreplacement:

Linguine with Clams in a Saffron Broth

Recipe

(via foodfuckery)

boyfriendreplacement:

Very rustic and chocolatey cake with pistachios, sultanas and almonds.
Recipe

boyfriendreplacement:

Very rustic and chocolatey cake with pistachios, sultanas and almonds.

Recipe

(via foodfuckery)

give it to me om nom nom italai

give it to me om nom nom italai

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I need to bake some bread soon. Perhaps tonight.

I need to bake some bread soon. Perhaps tonight.

(Source: hutchinteriors)

boyfriendreplacement:

Soup of the day
I think I’ll try making something like this over the summer…

I think I’ll try making something like this over the summer…

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party like a rock-star.



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